This site is pretty chill, but there are still some rules and stuff you should know about. You may also want to read and agree to the Privacy Policy before using the site.

Products and Services

This website ( offers digital collectibles, called BIRBZ, for purchase. Please note that BIRBZ are offered as-is, and are non-refundable due to their digital nature. No physical products or tangible representations of BIRBZ are being offered at this time.

Prices and Payment

The price of each birb will be clearly stated on this site. Payments are processed securely through a third-party payment processor, Stripe, and the site never directly collects or stores your payment information.

A transaction is considered complete when your payment has passed successfully through Stripe, and any revocation or dispute of that transaction will result in the purchase being cancelled.

Returns and Refunds

The nature of digital collectibles is that once you purchase, you have full access and ownership of the collectible. As such, it’s impossible to offer refunds without violating the exclusivity of the collectible for others. Furthermore, proceeds from BIRBZ are donated to local charities and mutual aid collectives, making refunds infeasible. Hence all sales of BIRBZ are final.

That said, if you have issues with — or deep regrets about — your order, please reach out. I do genuinely want to hear why.

Intellectual Property

I own all intellectual property rights associated with BIRBZ, including copyright of the site and all contents, products, assets, and imagery (unless otherwise noted). By purchasing a birb, you are purchasing a claim of ownership to that specific collectible, but I retain all copyright and creative license, as well as the right to use that birb in future promotion of this site or its products.

User Conduct

By using this website, you agree to follow all applicable laws and regulations. You also agree to not use the site for any illegal or fraudulent purposes, and to not abuse the site in any way. In short, don’t be a shithead and don’t try to break anything.

Limitation of Liability

BIRBZ is not liable for any damages or losses that may occur as a result of using this website or purchasing BIRBZ themselves. No guarantee is made to the accuracy or completeness of any information provided on this website (we all make mistakes, ya know).


Big word, huh? It just means that you agree to hold this website or its owner not liable for any damages or losses that may occur as a result of your use of the site or purchase of its products. You also agree to defend against any legal claims brought against BIRBZ as a result of your actions.

Governing Law

These Terms and Conditions are governed by the laws of Minnesota, United States. Any disputes arising from the use of our website will be resolved in accordance with the laws of Minnesota, United States (but like, let’s just get along from the jump, eh?).


I may change or update these Terms and Conditions at any time. Any changes will be posted on this website or sent via email, and your continued use of the website after any such changes will mean that you’re cool with new Terms and Conditions.


I reserve the right to terminate your access to this website at any time, without notice or reason. Again, don’t be a shithead or you’ll get booted. If this happens, any BIRBZ purchased will still be yours, technically, but I have the right to remove your name or other identifying information from your birb as a consequence for your shithead actions.